when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives
(via iwishihadafather)

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
JESSU CHIRTS
still better than every other song
I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.
when do i get my cookie?
(Source: camperoni)

john green takes a shower
john clean
john green eats a bean burrito
john bean
john green loses weight
john lean
john green finds inner peace
john serene
john green killed augustus waters
john mean
john green abandons his children
john winchester
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
(via breathe-lovely)

I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.
Oh my God guys… wait.
(Source: doctorwhoalldayeveryday, via breathe-lovely)
